Backpacking monks score all the girls...
50 points for whoever can tell me what this hipster, 20 something, backpacking Euro-monk is saying to these girls...
posted by Tomek @ 11:03 AM
Thursday, September 15, 2005
50 points for whoever can tell me what this hipster, 20 something, backpacking Euro-monk is saying to these girls...
11 Comments:
...then the doctor says, "Ok, now it's my turn to cough".
i think it's either
Monks do it by candlelight
or
Monks do it on a pile of dead heathen's riches
Conversation between girl and monk
girl: whats under those robes
monk: underwear
girl: under the robes!
monk: underwear!!
girl: you're a fucking asshole you know.
Trust me girls . . . you'll see God!
'Scuse me ladies which way to the backpacker's hostle
What I said was,
"Monks do it in the holey"
get it straight, heathens.
Actually, what you said was,
"Monks do it in both holeys"
you sick bastard.
you don't know the half of it :(
Monk: You got anything to confess, baby?
Girl: I called a boy a mother fucker last night.
Monk: Why did you do that?
Girl: He kissed me.
The Monk bent over and kissed her.
Monk: like that?
Girl: yes.
Monk: Is that why you called him a mother fucker?
Girl: No, then he grabbed my ass.
The Monk grabbed her ass.
Monk: like this?
Girl: yes.
Monk: Is that why you called him a mother fucker?
Girl: no, then he pulled my pants down.
The Monk then pulled her pants down.
Monk: like this?
Girl: yes.
Monk: Is that why you called him a mother fucker?
Girl: No, then he took off my panties, and put his you know what in my you know where.
The Monk took off her panties, and put his you know what in her you know where.
Monk: Like this?
Girl: yes
Monk: Is that why you called him a mother fucker?
Girl: no
Monk: then why did you call him a mother fucker?
Girl: He had herpes!
Monk: That MOTHER FUCKER!
KEEP SEARCHIN' MOFO!
Lots o' Luv,
Lui
Monk: I remember once a young lady a lot like you asked me what the Church's postion on women giving blow jobs before marriage is. And I said, well, I'd LIKE to tell you but I have no idea what one is. So you she bent down and showed me.
Woman: So...what is the Churchs postion on women giving men a blow job before marriage?
Monk: Well my dear...I'd uh...LIKE to you but I have no idea what one is wink wink!
Monk: Y'know Monks get to know you in the biblical sence.
Any of you girls got some twinkies? Cause I got the munchies man!
"You ladies know how to use an iron?"
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