Homos and Haters Find Common Ground

On opposite sides of Świdnicka street, two classic opposing forces in Polish society met for a showdown so intense that it made the cold war seem like a lover's tiff. The two sides in this conflict were Wrocław's 4 openly gay citizens squared up against a much larger and more vocal group of gayhaters eager to send the gays to that mythical island crammed full of prancing gay men and one ticking nuclear bomb.
Tension was high and fists and teeth were tightly clenched on both sides, as were also the ass muscles of only these highest grade homophobes brought in for this special occasion. So anti-gay were these men, that every single hair on their freshly buzz cutted coiffes stood up completely straight in defiance of these abominations.

I saw more police than the day before, so I immediately surmised that a Polish 'bomb threat' isn't nearly as dangerous as a Polish 'bum threat' in the eyes of the law. Someone told me that things were going rather well, because when Kraków's gay community tried to promote gay marriage they were pelted with fruits. It seems Irony pairs well with Intolerance.

About 5 minutes into this demonstration, the anti-gay contingent began to chant loudly in unison at the gays, "Zbocznecy! Zboczency! Zboczency!" which translates to "You Sick Pervs! You Sick Pervs!". The gays didn't respond back with any chants of their own, so I can only assume that these 4 really did like it dirty.

However, despite all this conflict, there was agreement between the two sides today over an issue that extended beyond the petty differences of gays and straights. One that both sides agreed was more important than anything else and they could unite on.



The anti-gay group was displaying this poster here, which as far as I understand means "No not giving a reach around." It seems that even these homophobes understood that if you're going to bend over and take it in the rear, the least someone can do is finish you off.