Tommy Roscoe Dies in Freak Accident

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In a week already marred by the tragic death of "The Croc Hunter", Steve Irwin, people worldwide have been propelled even deeper shock into shock and grief as another international icon, Tommy Roscoe, kwown affectionately as "The Puts Hunter", died as well in a freak accident in France while filming another entry for his well
known blog, "The Search For Putski."



Roscoe's crew was filming in the Lapellier mountain range where Roscoe believed Putski to be hiding. Putski, who became aware of Roscoe's intention to publicly arm wrestle and humiliate him fled Poland in May. Many experts believe that Putski escaped to the south of France.

However, in what seems to be an incredible and deadly irrational blunder, Roscoe believed right before his death that Putski may have been hiding underwater for the last 3 months and dove into a small natural pool to search for him. It is then that Roscoe was fatally bitten in the chest by a frog. Frog bites are very rarely lethal, and companion and crewmember Marlene Bronson has called his death "an incredible freak occurence" and his decision to suddenly pursue Putski underwater, "retarded".

Putski, who above ground is very capable, was out of his element in the water.

"I explained to him the dangers in the pool and that a frog was very unlikely to cause him any harm, even here in France", Bronson told reporters in France, which has declared a national day of mourning and called an emergency parliamentary session to change their national dish from frog legs back to freedom fries.

"I saw the frog bite him in the chest, and watched him pull out the fang. That's when I believe he died. We pulled him out and airlifted him to hospital, but he was already dead."

The incident was caught on film. Bronson viewed the video as standard procedure in an autopsy in the case of an unusual death. She said it was "horrific" and wants the tape destroyed. The tape is in police custody in Poland. However, many media experts believe that it is highly probably the footage will surface on the internet in the next few days. "Once something exists on film, it is impossible that it won't surface on the internet", says media professor Mort Garmont, "Whether there is any justifiable reason for it to be released is another issue altogether." Demand to see the footage has flooded many internet networks.

Fans worldwide are shocked by news of Roscoe's death and his contributions to society are being remembered. "He resurrected the catchphrases 'Yo!', 'Guy!' and 'Yo Guy!' and brought them back into popular lexicon", said Canadian Prime Minister, Steven Harper.

"Why did it have to be him?", 10 year old Leroy asked Associated Press.

Roscoe leaves behind an unknown amount of illegitimate children.